1. I literally had 2000 year old ruins all to myself.
2. I shared a room with a 60 year old plus Korean man who felt it his duty to eat kimchee in our shared space.
3. There was a big street festival where Akon's "I Want to F*ck You" blasted as fully veilded women walked around seemingly unaware of the lyrics.. perhaps wins for my favorite paradox in Turkey.