Monday, February 8, 2010

A Breif Memo To the Rooster In The Neighbor's Yard

Dear Rooster,
it's 1pm here and while yes, you could say the sun has not yet fully reached its daily peak in the sky, it is well past official sunrise time and is now unnecessary for you to incessantly crow.. Your rooster friends are keyed into this, clearly, as they stopped their cackling hours ago. Perhaps your watch needs some new batteries, or your internal clock has a screw or two loose.

A concerned and mildly irritated neighbor,

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